President Biden issued a statement this morning on national TV saying, he has signed an executive order to transform all defunct Dollar stores into Rainbow Flag factories. When asked where he plans to get workers, stated that they are already flying them in from the southern border. The starting pay will be $35.00 per hour, with full benefits, a 4 room apartment, and a $5,000.00 signing bonus. He said it’s a win, win for America, all of the public schools and universities, plus all of the buildings retrofitted under the New Green Deal, will be required to purchase a Rainbow flag produced at the now defunct Dollar stores.
Later today, the White House issued a statement that the Federal government has reached a deal with Walmart, to transform all of it’s stores into processing centers for the hundreds of thousands of immigrants coming into the US daily. The process had become overwhelming since the Biden administration has started a world wide airlift bringing in people from around the world on a first come, first served basis. Meanwhile, grocery store shelves are remining empty as the supply chain has completely broken down, and roaming bands of thieves are looting homes and businesses. When Jane Psaki was asked about this calamity during this afternoon’s new conference, she replied ” everyone needs to calm down, it’s a temporary situation, and Americans need to get used to living in a third world nation”.
Thousands of GM cars and trucks sit silently waiting on computer chips. Ford is parking thousands of trucks at a Kentucky Speedway due to chip shortages. When asked if the Feds had a plan, Biden replied, “we’ll sell ’em without chips. C’mon man, cars in Cuba don’t have chips”
On a the brighter side, with an huge influx of non Muslim immigrants, the pork and bacon plants can now reopen. Still no plans on how the bacon is going to be transported to the stores as Opec has seriously clamped down on oil imports until Biden agrees to nuke Israel. That’s not likely to happen as China has threatened to cut off our supply of toothpaste if we even so much as think about using a nuke.
At an impromptu briefing with Janet Yellen today, she was asked how the Treasury was going to deal with a shortfall of cash due people no longer working and paying taxes, in addition to the huge amount of welfare spending. She said ” no problem, we are going to print as much money as needed, and if that won’t do it, we’ll sell Puerto Rico to Venezuela. She also said there is a deal currently ” on the table” with China, to sell all of the US oil rights. China could start taking over the US oil fields as early as next spring.
The back up of container ships off the coast of California continues to be a problem, but a new problem has arisen. Some of the ships are now unmanned as the crews have died from old age or boredom. Some committing suicide realizing they will never be able to return home. Some vessels are reporting they are taking on water due to rusting hulls. The Bureau of the Environment said we shouldn’t worry if any of these ships happen to sink, they have been out of fuel for months now, if any oil is released into the ocean, it will be minimal and California can handle it.
Stay tuned, we will bring you more updates on the news as it happens. In the meantime we suggest you barricade your doors and windows, put a locking gas cap on your car. Buy generator and enough gas to operate it at least a week, place it in a secure enclosure, booby trapped if you know how to do that. Do not take any food outside of your home. If you do venture out, I would suggest wearing a flak jacket. Have a great day in the USA.
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That was an entertaining read.