SHORT TAKES ON POLITICIANS, ONE TACO SHORT OF A COMBINATION PLATE

Ocasio Cortez

THE MOUSE THOUGHT THE CHEESE WAS FREE??

WHAT’S THAT GOT TO DO WITH SOCIALISM??

Have you figured out how this moron got to be a congresswoman. It’s not that hard to figure out. She was elected by other morons. That means there are a lot of morons living in one place, which is kinda scary. She graduated from Boston University, and has a degree in economics and international relations. Taking that into consideration, after hearing her expound on how she thinks the world economics should work, the professors at Boston University must be morons as well. I watched an interview with the guy that worked with her to create the “Green New Deal” his name is Robert Hockett, a law professor at Cornell Law School. This guy talks and acts like a certified mad man. I guess my Mom was right, she always told me that “birds of the feather, flock together”. I have an actual, real deal copy, of the “New Green Deal” on my desk, it literally looks like something a middle school student might have written. Over a hundred democrats have signed on to the “New Green Deal”, including some of the presidential hopefuls. If I had not witnessed this myself, I would have said there is no way, you could dupe that many half wits at one time. Then I thought of Jim Jones.  

berniesanders  

IF YOU’RE A COMMIE AND YOU KNOW IT RAISE YOUR HAND….

Another example of a lot of morons living in one place. If good ol’ Bern runs for president he will be 78 years old. He and I are the same age, so I know a little bit about being this old. I’m in pretty darn good shape, but there is no way that I could keep up the rigors of being the president of the United States, and he can’t either. If Bernie somehow managed to actually get elected, by the time he finished the first four years, he would be 83. Who the hell wants an 83 year old guy in the oval office. He probably wouldn’t be chasing the interns that’s for sure. If we had a real crisis he would probably sleep through it. 

Swalwell and Schiff

SOME GUYS COLLECT BASEBALL HATS, ERIC SWALWELL COLLECTS TIN FOIL HATS

If you’ve ever seen this guy in an interview, you know what I mean. He is the  Representative from Castro Valley, California. He is absolutely sure, with every fiber of his being that Russia totally rigged the 2016 election. He is absolutely sure that Donald Trump is really a Russian double agent. He has said numerous times, that he has documents that prove that Russia rigged the election in favor of Donald Trump. He has of yet to produce anything other than empty rhetoric. I really think this guy lives in some sort of parallel universe. Or maybe the more realistic answer is, that the lying sack of crap standing behind him, fed him all of that B.S. and Eric is dumb enough to believe it. He’s not the brightest light in the chandelier. He’s probably been snipe hunting more times than you’ve been to the 7-11.

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AL GREEN, CONGRESSMAN FROM TEXAS

Every time you see footage of this guy, he’s talking about impeaching the Prez. I can’t take him seriously,  all I can think of is how much he looks like that guy in the old Geico commercials.

When I look at these people in congress, I keep thinking of a sign I once saw that said:  “United States Government, created by geniuses, ran by idiots”. Which by the way, doesn’t say much about the voters that put them there. ( and leave them there )

VERITAS VINCIT   ~   LIVE FREE OR DIE

Old Glory